Greetings all you shiny nerds, gather around for another Top Nerdy Ten! Now I’ve been waiting for a while to break out this list of my favourite quotes from my all time favourite show… FIREFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* If I actually had my way, I’d probably quote the entire glorious season of the show, but I won’t (you’re welcome).
10. Jayne: Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.
Obviously Jayne is reading Simon’s diary verbatim.
9. River: No power in the verse can stop me.
River is one kick ass woman.
8. Mal: We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Prettiness. Legitimate motivation.
7. Jayne: Ten percent of nothing is… let me do the math here. Nothing into nothin’. Carry the nothin’…
Makes perfect sense to me. A++
6. Zoe: Big damn heroes.
Ain’t they just?
5. River: I can kill you with my brain.
The best part is Jayne’s reaction.
4. Mal: I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
It infuriates me how Mal can pull off this entire “Little House on the Prairie” ensemble.
3. Mal: I aim to misbehave.
2. Book: You’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
This warning needs to be placed in every venue that invites any live productions to grace their stage.
1. Wash: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
I love Wash (do not talk to me about Serenity, just don’t) and this scene I’ve watched
too many times. I will never get sick of it.
What are your favourite Firefly quotes/moments? Leave a comment below.
‘Til next time,